Dogs on the Rooftops

Lately the dogs feelings have been hurt and they have stopped chasing cats and peeing on hydrants and begging for bacon.  Now they climb up to the rooftops and refuse to come down. This has become a problem because now the cats are really full of themselves and are running around in gangs and bossing everyone around and demanding catnip and milk and that we bow to them and if we don’t bow to them they take our fingers.  We have tried everything to get the dogs to come down and to protect us from the cats but they are old dogs and they can’t hear very well and have terrible eye sight and really this is all our faults for having loved cats so much in the first place. 

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